thank you from the bottom of my heart for your column today. i would very much appreciate it if you would stop whatever you are doing at this time and stand up and take a bow to all four corners of the world. next find JC and have him give you a great big hug and a kiss from me because i am too darned far away to do it myself.

just a thought on peta, perhaps a better meaning for their initials would be "PERSONS EMULATING TOTAL ***HOLES". i hope that will fit into the gentlemanly column. if not edit it as you see fit.