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    LESSER KNOWN EQUIVALENT MEASUREMENTS Ratio of...

    LESSER KNOWN EQUIVALENT MEASUREMENTS

    Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

    2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

    1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

    Time...
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    A guy is going on a tour of a factory that...

    A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

    At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop"...
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    You need to be careful hanging out there, you...

    You need to be careful hanging out there, you stay too long and you may regain your sanity.
  4. Thread: Tying tip.

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    Are you getting sometimers disease?

    Are you getting sometimers disease?
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    Jim, why not a larger egg pattern that would look...

    Jim, why not a larger egg pattern that would look like a doughball? I have a phobia about the Tilapia because the first time I heard of them was in Progressive Farmer magazine and a state of the art...
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    Nice job. Super glue reacts with permanent...

    Nice job. Super glue reacts with permanent markers with a red result. I always figure a little red shows the fish this bait is injured and cripple, "Eat It!"
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    Hey BR-549, I'm glad to see you active on the...

    Hey BR-549, I'm glad to see you active on the bulletin board. Several years ago I was able to work in a trip to the Elk River and catch the only live brook trout I have ever seen. I have been...
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    On a flight out of LaGuardia two nuns - Sister...

    On a flight out of LaGuardia two nuns - Sister Kate and Sister Anna - working The NY Times crossword puzzle. Two business colleagues are sitting directly behind them, working on the same puzzle.
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    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique...

    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick...
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    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique...

    A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick...
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    Nice job, you can cut a thin strip from craft...

    Nice job, you can cut a thin strip from craft foam and furl it.
  12. Thread: Pan flies

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    Have you ever been fishing at Callaway. It's...

    Have you ever been fishing at Callaway. It's affordable for most folks, 14 ft. jon boat for 1/2 day and access about $60. Pound bream a definite possibility, the last time I remember letting a fish...
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    I wouldn't be surprised if you could catch a few...

    I wouldn't be surprised if you could catch a few trout with those on occasion, but bream definitely.
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    Mark, thanks for the well wishes and a good...

    Mark, thanks for the well wishes and a good laugh. I was told years ago my daughter must have gotten her looks from me because her mom still had hers. I think Katy is the most beautiful child ever,...
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    Thanks guys, when I was young I never thought...

    Thanks guys, when I was young I never thought much about getting old. But, 3/4 of a century sounds pretty darn old. My daughter and her family were over for the delicious lunch my wife made...
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    This is a favorite story with a humorous side to...

    This is a favorite story with a humorous side to it, but lessons included in it. I have probably posted it previously, but not lately.

    A little bird was born one spring in a barnyard a little...
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    I happened upon this video, the tyer does a nice...

    I happened upon this video, the tyer does a nice job w ith the Gartside Sparrow:

    https://thefeatherbender.com/2021/01/15/how-to-tie-gartsides-sparrow/
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    I think in most of the United States crappie is...

    I think in most of the United States crappie is pronounced the "a" should be an "o". I noticed Oldster is located here in Georgia where it is pronounced with the "a" sound. I have a friend from my...
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    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her...

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him...
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    I saw where the fishermen in Klympen are fishing...

    I saw where the fishermen in Klympen are fishing for sea trout, I am wondering if fresh water trout are going to react positively to that "wing".
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    I truly believe every bream that sees that will...

    I truly believe every bream that sees that will think "I can get that in my mouth!" And a lot of bass will think it looks like an appetizer.
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    Think of it as two fastballs and a change of...

    Think of it as two fastballs and a change of pace. Did you read the book Lonesome Dove, I read it years ago but I remember the disappointment at the end of the book, Woodrow takes Gus' body back to...
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    A high school senior ask a beautiful young lady...

    A high school senior ask a beautiful young lady to go to the prom. She agrees. He knows he has to rent a tux. He goes to the rental store and there is a long line and he wait and waits and finally...
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    a farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see...

    a farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

    the ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

    the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck...
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    With all the politics in the past year, my supply...

    With all the politics in the past year, my supply of jokes and humorous materials dried up to a large degree. I checked and it doesn't seem I have shared this in the last several months,...
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