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    Must be something in your settings. In the Help...

    Must be something in your settings.
    In the Help section there is a link to the Opera Users Forum, possibly someone there can give you some insight into the issue.
    Opera is my browser of choice and...
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    A little boy goes to his father and asks, "...

    A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, " well son,I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in an online...
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    A man was having an affair with an Italian woman...

    A man was having an affair with an Italian woman

    For several years, a man was having an affair
    with an Italian woman. One night, she confided
    in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
    ruin...
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    ALWAYS BE YOURSELF BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER...

    ALWAYS BE YOURSELF BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER DON'T MIND, AND THE ONES WHO MIND, DON'T MATTER!
    I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
    I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would...
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    ''Darn, I'm older than dirt!! Someone asked...

    ''Darn, I'm older than dirt!!

    Someone asked the other day,,
    'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
    'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,
    I informed him, ' All...
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    A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to...

    A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

    On the way home he stopped at...
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    It snowed last night...... We received about 2...

    It snowed last night......
    We received about 2 inches of snow and ...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.
    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
    8:25 - So, I made a snow...
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    MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE This needs no...

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE
    This needs no explanation – and is a fun read, no matter your gender.

    Men Are Just Happier People
    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays...
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    It's important to use good punctuation, period....

    It's important to use good punctuation, period.
    An English Professor wrote the words
    "A woman without her man is nothing"

    He then asked his students to properly punctuate the statement.

    The...
  10. Thread: Experiments

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    Be sure to let us know their success rate.

    Be sure to let us know their success rate.
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    Aye, Father O'Malley Father O'Malley rose...

    Aye, Father O'Malley

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day...
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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS...

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I don't CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE...
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    How far is the drop from your basement window?

    How far is the drop from your basement window?
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    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after...

    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a...
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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test...

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
    His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
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    "bunch of old grumpy farts.." Hey I resemble...

    "bunch of old grumpy farts.." Hey I resemble that remark.

    As others have commented, I don't post much but do check-in every day. It's the only fly fishing forum I use.

    I have frequented the...
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    Tech Support As we Silver Surfers know,...

    Tech Support

    As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

    Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like...
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    The Cow, the Ant and the Old F@rt A cow, an...

    The Cow, the Ant and the Old F@rt


    A cow, an ant and old f@rt are debating whom is greatest of the three of them.


    The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day, that's why I'm the...
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    Why Teachers Drink... The following...

    Why Teachers Drink...



    The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

    (Who knew all of these subjects and answers at age...
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    That's not considered chumming the water I hope....

    That's not considered chumming the water I hope. :)
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    R.i.p.

    Not really a Funny



    An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant!!

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years....
  22. Thread: Fly Tying room

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    This listing on EBay has interesting views of a...

    This listing on EBay has interesting views of a different style from AR Brown.
    ...
  23. Thread: Fly Tying room

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    That is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold....

    That is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. Those pieces are a rare find and will make sitting at the tying table even more nostalgic.
  24. Thread: Found bounty

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    "While debating the ethics of harvesting the...

    "While debating the ethics of harvesting the plunder out of season"
    There is a season on Mergansers?
    When I was much younger, a buddy of mine shot one by mistake. Not wanting to waste wild game we...
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    Thanks, I needed that as well

    Thanks, I needed that as well
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