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    Scott, bream as we call them down South are the...

    Scott, bream as we call them down South are the teenage boys of the fish world. They see something in the water and think "I can get that in my mouth." My problem is getting out on the water.
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    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse With a...

    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse


    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy...
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    Jim, You might want to contact this group not too...

    Jim, You might want to contact this group not too far from you up in the Villages: https://www.facebook.com/TriCountyFlyFishers/ One of my very best friends since the 6th grade told me about it, he...
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    That is a lot of fibers packed on to a small...

    That is a lot of fibers packed on to a small hook. Nice job as always.
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    Alee, you know you have to go to NW Arkansas or...

    Alee, you know you have to go to NW Arkansas or beyond to find a fish that will refuse a fly because it's larger than a size 12. Bass, bream, crappie (sac a lait to you) are not picky about size. ...
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    If you go a little further south you will find...

    If you go a little further south you will find those referred to as grinnell in Mississippi and Choupique (sounds like sho peck) in Louisiana. The right people can probably give you a recipe, I...
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    This may help a little or just confuse you. ...

    This may help a little or just confuse you.

    The Locktite is cyanoacrylate adhesive

    What ingredient is in super glue? The main ingredient in cyanoacrylate glue is cyanoacrylate, which is an...
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    Journeys of an angler

    I borrowed this from Facebook, I just want to get out on the water.

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    A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza......

    A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
    CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
    GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
    CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
    GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza...
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    That's a nice looking shellcracker. I have...

    That's a nice looking shellcracker.

    I have heard that having a heat illness diminished you future ability to tolerant heat. I know years ago (1986) I changed jobs and went from doing fire...
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    I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black...

    I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

    I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
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    60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and...

    60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she a widow.

    They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without...
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    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies...

    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies like the first one in red at Ft. Apache Reservation several years ago that the Apache trout really liked.
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    Those are some nice trout and beautiful...

    Those are some nice trout and beautiful background mural behind ya'll.
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    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in...

    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in Maine for years, it's one of a hand full of states I have not made it to. Hope you have a great trip.
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    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me...

    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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    Thirty minutes after take-off the senior flight...

    Thirty minutes after take-off the senior flight attendant announced over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, due to a huge mistake by our catering company we will not have enough inflight meals for...
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    That dog will hunt.

    That dog will hunt.
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    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse With a...

    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse


    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy...
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    Happy Birthday, I hope it was a great day and...

    Happy Birthday, I hope it was a great day and will be followed by a better year.
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    So sad to hear of your wife's passing. That is a...

    So sad to hear of your wife's passing. That is a terrible beast.
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    There is an exception to my quote: You can trust...

    There is an exception to my quote: You can trust golfers, they lie about their lie.
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    Church Ladies With Typewriters They're Back! ...

    Church Ladies With Typewriters

    They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were...
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    You can't trust people who don't fish. They will...

    You can't trust people who don't fish. They will lie to you about something important.
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    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six...

    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the...
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