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    [QUOTE “No differential calculus is quite...

    [QUOTE
    “No differential calculus is quite useful, it prevents idiots from becoming doctors.”[/QUOTE]

    I don't believe this sentence was punctuated correctly. Of course, I could be an idiot, too.
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    https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/4972...

    https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49726449_10214777681581742_3215389534862704640_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_eui2=AeHwyEtd_X2NJCCLDlySjRyBDG8oPz1icvxn8kU3PkhNJfbVMSYrqIo4Edcrcv6DGUUxPz56jLf0NAWn...
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    A fellow retired Park & Rec professional sends...

    A fellow retired Park & Rec professional sends out a weekly email that usually carries some very good humorous stories/jokes... thought I would share this one from this week's edition... definitely...
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    Science tip You can distinguish an alligator...

    Science tip
    You can distinguish an alligator
    from a crocodile by paying
    attention to whether the animal
    sees you later or in a while.
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    The other day I was going into the cement plant...

    The other day I was going into the cement plant to fix the train. Security asked me, "You got any ID." I said, "Bout whut?"
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    A man wanted to have supper at an exclusive...

    A man wanted to have supper at an exclusive Supper club. Upon entering he was met at the door by the maitre'd who tells him a tie is required for entering. He goes back to his car and rummages around...
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    Marco. That sounds like a good investment. Jim

    Marco. That sounds like a good investment. Jim
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    Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their...

    Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide.
    The old guy says to the young guy, ?Sorry about that. I?m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn?t...
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    Found a frog today, I picked it up and it said...

    Found a frog today, I picked it up and it said "Kiss me, Ill turn into a princess!" I stuck it in my pocket and went back to work. I heard mumbling in my pocket and took out the frog. It said "don't...
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    A young man with his pants hanging half off his...

    A young man with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched...
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    Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day....

    Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know,"...
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    Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? ...

    Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

    Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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    An Irish nun, badly needing to use the restroom,...

    An Irish nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Irish pub.
    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation on this St.Patty’s Day -- and every once in a
    while, 'the...
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    I get 87. Good one.

    I get 87. Good one.
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    That's how the Irish invented river dancing....

    That's how the Irish invented river dancing. Drinking then waiting in line at the restroom. Jim
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    I thought the boy would come back and have to...

    I thought the boy would come back and have to wait for his girl in a date line or a dance line. Jim
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    It was reported in the local newspaper that a...

    It was reported in the local newspaper that a head was found in an alley. The head had a note taped to it. The note said, "I don't need no body."
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    Howie, an unemployed oilfield truck driver was...

    Howie, an unemployed oilfield truck driver was interviewing for a job at a pipe hauling company.
    The boss asks him, "How long have you been driving?"
    Howie thinks for a minute. "Well, I started...
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    It was so cold... I saw a dog frozen to a fire...

    It was so cold...
    I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.
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    Gigmaster, I stand corrected. Jim

    Gigmaster, I stand corrected. Jim
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    I would make another chemistry joke but all the...

    I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones ARGON.
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    Maybe it's a Nucanoe. ...

    Maybe it's a Nucanoe.
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    This could be a fly tier's pet. ...

    This could be a fly tier's pet.
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    Now that I've completed a few of the new puzzles...

    Now that I've completed a few of the new puzzles RTidd put up on the home page I am reminded of a story.

    A couple of young ladies had some friends over. One of them was showing a jigsaw puzzle put...
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    OK, Now that we've started slamming the NFL teams...

    OK, Now that we've started slamming the NFL teams here's my contribution. Been my team since 1970.
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