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    I saw where the fishermen in Klympen are fishing...

    I saw where the fishermen in Klympen are fishing for sea trout, I am wondering if fresh water trout are going to react positively to that "wing".
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    I truly believe every bream that sees that will...

    I truly believe every bream that sees that will think "I can get that in my mouth!" And a lot of bass will think it looks like an appetizer.
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    Think of it as two fastballs and a change of...

    Think of it as two fastballs and a change of pace. Did you read the book Lonesome Dove, I read it years ago but I remember the disappointment at the end of the book, Woodrow takes Gus' body back to...
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    A high school senior ask a beautiful young lady...

    A high school senior ask a beautiful young lady to go to the prom. She agrees. He knows he has to rent a tux. He goes to the rental store and there is a long line and he wait and waits and finally...
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    a farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see...

    a farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

    the ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

    the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck...
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    With all the politics in the past year, my supply...

    With all the politics in the past year, my supply of jokes and humorous materials dried up to a large degree. I checked and it doesn't seem I have shared this in the last several months,...
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    A neighbor took her three-year-old daughter to...

    A neighbor took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the...
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    Merry Christmas everyone!!! We are looking...

    Merry Christmas everyone!!! We are looking forward to a joyeous day with a 2 year old grand daughter to brighten the day.
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    Happy Thanksgiving

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    Awesome guys. I will keep that option in the...

    Awesome guys. I will keep that option in the back of my mind.
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    Don't let friends leave your house or business...

    Don't let friends leave your house or business who have been drinking unless they have a sober driver. It's a huge liability. Money doesn't cure the deceased or injured child, mom, etc., but...
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    Why Teachers retire early and are closet...

    Why Teachers retire early and are closet drinkers!!!

    Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten pupils put on his boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why. ...
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    Asking from the viewpoint of a guy who grew up...

    Asking from the viewpoint of a guy who grew up where there are no trout and mostly still water. Would marabou not give a more life like appearance to the fly in water rather than the calf or...
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    If you are not old enough to understand the humor...

    If you are not old enough to understand the humor of this story, just remember it, the humor will come to you eventually:


    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two...
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    https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==...

    https://apis.mail.yahoo.com/ws/v3/mailboxes/@.id==VjN-mh5spBPBIcZ5biQaxjYz7TkKFgExjS3rr3gUYYFCJNwPV5dha6AYXRXSkkbGMBP1skO8ufbmriiMb2b3wazqwQ/messages/@.id==ADGtgXUsLVGAX4pBnw3uaIOrVVk/content/parts/@....
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    An elderly couple were out for a Sunday afternoon...

    An elderly couple were out for a Sunday afternoon drive. Along the way, they saw a sign that said, "TRY EXLAX AND FEEL YEARS YOUNGER!"

    So they did. A little later, the wife asked her husband,"Feel...
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    Looks like an Irish caddis that decided to put on...

    Looks like an Irish caddis that decided to put on its Sunday best and go out on the town. Beautifully done.
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    I copied this BC strip onto Facebook, EdD...

    I copied this BC strip onto Facebook, EdD reminded me "Keepeth Thy Backcast Uppeth' - J. Castwell





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    Snake ID challenge

    A friend posted this on a local BB after grabbing it from the Clarion Ledger who found the story of the unusual pattern / colored snake at Madison, MS. This is what I would call a non-typical...
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    COVID 19 Self-TEST - This is the best available...

    COVID 19 Self-TEST - This is the best available so far.A new and easy test for Covid-19 is doing the rounds.

    It's simple, quick and either positive or negative.

    Take a glass and pour a decent...
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    If it is petroleum based a solvent may be required, but first I would try Dawn dishwashing soap. The rescue folks used that to clean up animals after the Valdez oil spill, that is my best SWAG. I...
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    The old lady handed her bank card to a bank...

    The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10

    The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”

    The old lady wanted to...
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    Traffic Camera A woman was driving when she...

    Traffic Camera

    A woman was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though she knew that she was not speeding....
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    Actually a pretty good photo, the cardboard made...

    Actually a pretty good photo, the cardboard made a good background. The fly will definitely fish.

    As I scan old photos to share with friends and member of the family, I am amazed how much better...
  25. There was an incident 5 years ago in the same...

    There was an incident 5 years ago in the same area where a 16 year old boy was mauled while with his father. I haven't gotten into blueline fishing and wandered the north Georgia or western NC...
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