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    We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid....

    We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time I...
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    Happy Birthday Tuber!! May you have many more...

    Happy Birthday Tuber!! May you have many more and better days ahead.
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    I can see bass going after those flies. Casting...

    I can see bass going after those flies. Casting flies that heavy is a challenge for me, but a friend left me a very good fly rod and I think a sinking line for it might help the cause.
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    Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were...

    Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were lovely.

    One day the first daughter came home and exclaimed, “I have an announcement to make.”

    “And what might that...
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    Those grass carp are a lot of fun. What kind of...

    Those grass carp are a lot of fun. What kind of fly are you using to catch them. I have only caught a few, all on nymph patterns if memory serves me well.
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    Beautiful job with the deer hair.

    Beautiful job with the deer hair.
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    John, I put her in the driver's seat of a couple...

    John, I put her in the driver's seat of a couple of bass boats and she loved being able to turn the wheel a little. She wasn't as taken with the fish in the aquarium or the various animals mounts as...
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    Thanks for the suggestion John. I have a Bass...

    Thanks for the suggestion John. I have a Bass Pro Store a few miles south of me, I may have to give that a shot. I carried my not yet 3 year old granddaughter to the store. She decided Papaw needs...
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    This is so funny and true. I found this...

    This is so funny and true. I found this timely, because today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked,...
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    RBC, I tied another version with the strip of...

    RBC, I tied another version with the strip of foam tied directly to the hook before putting the tubing in place, that doesn't leave much room for the BB's to move, but I really need to go give them a...
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    If my memory is correct that is similar to a keel...

    If my memory is correct that is similar to a keel hook and not to far from some of the worm hooks bass fishermen use. This was a cheap Eagle Claw "Cricket" hook, basically a long shank Aberdeen...
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    From my old bald head

    This is an untested experiment on my part. The tail is obviously marabou, the body mylar tubing with a strip of foam on top and 3 Daisy BB's in the belly. The idea is a point up minnow streamer...
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    That's a good Baptist joke, been going to a...

    That's a good Baptist joke, been going to a Southern Baptist church since 9 months before I was born. I'll pass it along to my Baptist friends and few Methodist and Catholic, maybe a Jewish friend...
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    I remember having a good day catching Apache...

    I remember having a good day catching Apache trout with a Chironomid pattern similar to the red fly from Earl Park Lake on Ft. Apache Reservation in AZ several years ago.
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    Check the embroidery threads in the sewing...

    Check the embroidery threads in the sewing department of Walmart, Hobby Lobby, etc. They have some bright colors that may please you.
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    Those will fish.

    Those will fish.
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    So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back...

    So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it...
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    Happy Birthday Joe, Hope you have a good one.

    Happy Birthday Joe, Hope you have a good one.
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    The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns...

    The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.

    Then one nun took the glass...
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    This is more of a humorous story than a joke, but...

    This is more of a humorous story than a joke, but it seem appropriate for these times when everyone is tell everyone else what they need to do.


    There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They...
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    Happy Birthday Steve! Hope you have a great day...

    Happy Birthday Steve! Hope you have a great day and many more and better follow!http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15927&stc=1
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    HOLLYWOOD SQUARES These great questions and...

    HOLLYWOOD SQUARES

    These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted.

    Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding...
  23. Good job with the tie and the photograph.

    Good job with the tie and the photograph.
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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The...

    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well,...
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    I will confess the grammatical errors were the...

    I will confess the grammatical errors were the result of poor proof reading, or none at all and the mysteries of computer software that do not allow maintaining formats when copying and pasting.
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