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    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon...

    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to...
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    I looked last night and found I had a Zoom site...

    I looked last night and found I had a Zoom site connection software on my computer but not the software to initiate a meeting. More research is required.
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    Thinking out loud

    Once upon a time, there was a discussion board thing that happen here every so often. I was never a fan of sitting typing replies, since a lot of my work was sitting typing reports. I'm not a fan...
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    The surface of the earth is 70% water. None of...

    The surface of the earth is 70% water.
    None of it is carbonated, thus proving that the earth is flat.
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    It's a little late for Merry Christmas, but I...

    It's a little late for Merry Christmas, but I hope you had one. But, I hope each and everyone one of you has a blessed 2022 and many better years afterward. I checked my 10 ft. extendo pole and think...
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    https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/1...

    https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/131892155_4192942740722660_6964913588854334520_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=NToJvMoSvd0AX9j_OCe&tn=w697wn6i9BzWSvqo&_nc_ht=scontent...
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    The Santa at the shopping mall was quite...

    The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Martha, a woman in her mid-twenties, asking to sit on his lap. We all know Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she...
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    Jim, I don't know yet, they haven't been wet. I...

    Jim, I don't know yet, they haven't been wet. I thought one propeller would result in a twisted line so I added two with reversed pitch.
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    Thanks for the kind thoughts everyone. Katy is a...

    Thanks for the kind thoughts everyone. Katy is a natural blonde, Awma (Katy's pronunciation of Grandma) platinum, which mostly matches what I have left, is a transition from brunette and Lesley, my...
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    A Southern Assortment

    The bugs are have flip-flop bodies from 1/2" disk then roto-sanded sideways with marabou, flex strand material and a little flash added. The other two have a wire leader with counter rotating...
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    Merry Christmas to you and yours. We had a...

    Merry Christmas to you and yours. We had a slightly different celebration yesterday Katy Mae turn 3. Her mom said when she woke up this morning she wanted to know if it was still her birthday. ...
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    We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid....

    We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time I...
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    Happy Birthday Tuber!! May you have many more...

    Happy Birthday Tuber!! May you have many more and better days ahead.
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    I can see bass going after those flies. Casting...

    I can see bass going after those flies. Casting flies that heavy is a challenge for me, but a friend left me a very good fly rod and I think a sinking line for it might help the cause.
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    Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were...

    Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were lovely.

    One day the first daughter came home and exclaimed, “I have an announcement to make.”

    “And what might that...
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    Those grass carp are a lot of fun. What kind of...

    Those grass carp are a lot of fun. What kind of fly are you using to catch them. I have only caught a few, all on nymph patterns if memory serves me well.
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    Beautiful job with the deer hair.

    Beautiful job with the deer hair.
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    John, I put her in the driver's seat of a couple...

    John, I put her in the driver's seat of a couple of bass boats and she loved being able to turn the wheel a little. She wasn't as taken with the fish in the aquarium or the various animals mounts as...
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    Thanks for the suggestion John. I have a Bass...

    Thanks for the suggestion John. I have a Bass Pro Store a few miles south of me, I may have to give that a shot. I carried my not yet 3 year old granddaughter to the store. She decided Papaw needs...
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    This is so funny and true. I found this...

    This is so funny and true. I found this timely, because today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked,...
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    RBC, I tied another version with the strip of...

    RBC, I tied another version with the strip of foam tied directly to the hook before putting the tubing in place, that doesn't leave much room for the BB's to move, but I really need to go give them a...
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    If my memory is correct that is similar to a keel...

    If my memory is correct that is similar to a keel hook and not to far from some of the worm hooks bass fishermen use. This was a cheap Eagle Claw "Cricket" hook, basically a long shank Aberdeen...
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    From my old bald head

    This is an untested experiment on my part. The tail is obviously marabou, the body mylar tubing with a strip of foam on top and 3 Daisy BB's in the belly. The idea is a point up minnow streamer...
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    That's a good Baptist joke, been going to a...

    That's a good Baptist joke, been going to a Southern Baptist church since 9 months before I was born. I'll pass it along to my Baptist friends and few Methodist and Catholic, maybe a Jewish friend...
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    I remember having a good day catching Apache...

    I remember having a good day catching Apache trout with a Chironomid pattern similar to the red fly from Earl Park Lake on Ft. Apache Reservation in AZ several years ago.
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