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    Oh my God.....I laughed out loud...long and...

    Oh my God.....I laughed out loud...long and hard...a riot... although I think all drunk drivers should be severely punished on the first go around.
    Bernie
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    The link was fine for me.................

    The link was fine for me.................
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    A blonde, a Ford truck and a...

    A blonde, a Ford truck and a mattress - a true story.



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    The Outhouse and the Cherry Tree

    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse,and the little boy hated it because ...
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    Married fifty years

    http://sz0049.wc.mail.comcast.net/service/home/%7E/?auth=co&id=48320&part=2.2

    After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a...
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    How old is Grandma.....pls read to the very...

    How old is Grandma.....pls read to the very end.....






    How Old Is Grandma?
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    The Old Man on A Moped and the Ferrari ...

    The Old Man on A Moped and the Ferrari
    http://stories-etc.com/oldguyonmoped.jpgAn elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street...
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    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large...

    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back.
    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe...
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND ...

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the...
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    I have to give credit where credit is due...lol...

    I have to give credit where credit is due...lol
    Bernie
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    11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE ...

    11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE





    Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
    under a rescue helicopter.
    10 men and 1 woman.
    The rope was not strong enough to carry them
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    Walking can add minutes to your life.This...

    Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.


    My grandpa started walking five miles a day ...
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    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to...

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

    Because of...
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    Here's one for all you cooks out...

    Here's one for all you cooks out there.........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4NS2XH2g0
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    December 8 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The...

    December 8
    6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife
    and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the
    huge soft flakes drift down from...
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    You'll love this!!!

    A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

    Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

    God said, "Oh no,...
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    He's my brother

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
    "Eight,"...
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    A man had just finished reading a new book...

    A man had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House."

    He stormed into the living room where his wife was watching television and announced, "From now...
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    A woman was sitting at a bar

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,
    middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the...
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    Gawd I think Achmed is funny, funny, funny.!!!...

    Gawd I think Achmed is funny, funny, funny.!!!
    Bernie
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    FARM KID in the ARMY

    Now that was a wicked twist at the end !!! Got a good laugh out of that one!
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    This is ONE BAD *SS Machine

    http://stevebass.posterous.com/bobcat-wood-splitter

    Bernie
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    And then the fight started

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?'
    I said, 'Dust..'

    And then the fight started...





    My wife and I were sitting at a...
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    And then the fight started ...

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's

    license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and...
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    I PROMISE if you keep watching...will be amazed !

    http://stevebass.posterous.com/inspired-bicycles-18
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