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    A guy is walking down the street and asks for a...

    A guy is walking down the street and asks for a light from a man smoking a cigarette outside a bar. The man pulls from his pocket a very large Bic lighter and lights the cigarette. "Wow! where did...
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    One dark night outside a small town in...

    One dark night outside a small town in Saskatchewan , a fire started inside the local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments...
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    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive...

    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

    Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he...
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    I would really like to but I have a conflict with...

    I would really like to but I have a conflict with another fishing trip.
    I have been going the last week of June for a few years to northern Quebec for Pike and Walleye with a friend and his family....
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    "Just retired so I will have some time" What...

    "Just retired so I will have some time"

    What again? Is it going to last this time?
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    The Divorce A man in Ireland calls his son in...

    The Divorce

    A man in Ireland calls his son in London a few days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of...
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    (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love...

    (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

    Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
    kindergarden pupils put on his boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why.
    ...
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    New Perspective on Go To Flies

    A presenter at our club has a good point about go to flies.

    Rob runs a local shop and has a wealth of knowledge and I am sure his great sense of humour comes in handy when he is guiding or...
  9. Thread: Award

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    Congratulations Jack. Have a Merry Christmas...

    Congratulations Jack.

    Have a Merry Christmas and all the best for 2019.
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    "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that...

    "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition...
  11. Jack, If I had only know I would have tried to...

    Jack,
    If I had only know I would have tried to be your first client.

    You were a great help on the Ausable so I know they are in good hands.
  12. Thread: SBS Index

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    Thank you so much, that is an incredible...

    Thank you so much, that is an incredible resource.

    I can't even begin to imagine the time and effort that took to compile.
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    Mine prefers to supervise 14831

    Mine prefers to supervise


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    Happy Birthday Brad, have great one.

    Happy Birthday Brad, have great one.
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    How to Drink Coffee in Peace ...

    How to Drink Coffee in Peace

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5juEoegmpE
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    Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in...

    Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub

    discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

    "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got

    everythin' organised awready,...
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    Paris will be there later, the HEX hatch waits...

    Paris will be there later, the HEX hatch waits for no one, I am sure there is a compromise to be had somehow.

    Can't make it again this year, will be up in northern Quebec catching large...
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    While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer...

    While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

    The biker began a conversation . . . .
    Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to...
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    Good words to live by...............Happy New...

    Good words to live by...............Happy New Year's!


    LIFE LESSON FOR 2017


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    Just wanted to bump this in time for the holidays- really good.
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    I use it all the time, that and the double Davy. ...

    I use it all the time, that and the double Davy.

    Like any other knot you have to test it when done.

    Not hard to miss putting the end through the right way but if the tail end sits at 90...
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    After our exceptional hot summer this year there...

    After our exceptional hot summer this year there is a sign in front of the local church.

    The Devil called.........

    He wants his weather back.


    seems the new Minister has a sense of humour.
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    As the fellow teaching my son said (in his Scots...

    As the fellow teaching my son said (in his Scots accent) "Casting is dead easy son, it's the catching that is the hard part."
    That being said he had my son casting very respectfully in about an...
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    Or here ...

    Or here

    http://globalflyfisher.com/fish-better/diy-ikea-line-tray


    Geoff
  25. Thread: Windy Day

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    Usually delicious.

    Usually delicious.
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