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    Aye, Father O'Malley Father O'Malley rose...

    Aye, Father O'Malley

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish.
    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day...
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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS...

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I don't CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

    WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE...
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    How far is the drop from your basement window?

    How far is the drop from your basement window?
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    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after...

    One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a...
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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test...

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
    His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up...
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    "bunch of old grumpy farts.." Hey I resemble...

    "bunch of old grumpy farts.." Hey I resemble that remark.

    As others have commented, I don't post much but do check-in every day. It's the only fly fishing forum I use.

    I have frequented the...
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    Tech Support As we Silver Surfers know,...

    Tech Support

    As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

    Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like...
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    The Cow, the Ant and the Old F@rt A cow, an...

    The Cow, the Ant and the Old F@rt


    A cow, an ant and old f@rt are debating whom is greatest of the three of them.


    The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day, that's why I'm the...
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    Why Teachers Drink... The following...

    Why Teachers Drink...



    The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

    (Who knew all of these subjects and answers at age...
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    That's not considered chumming the water I hope....

    That's not considered chumming the water I hope. :)
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    R.i.p.

    Not really a Funny



    An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant!!

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years....
  12. Thread: Fly Tying room

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    This listing on EBay has interesting views of a...

    This listing on EBay has interesting views of a different style from AR Brown.
    ...
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    That is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold....

    That is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. Those pieces are a rare find and will make sitting at the tying table even more nostalgic.
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    "While debating the ethics of harvesting the...

    "While debating the ethics of harvesting the plunder out of season"
    There is a season on Mergansers?
    When I was much younger, a buddy of mine shot one by mistake. Not wanting to waste wild game we...
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    Thanks, I needed that as well

    Thanks, I needed that as well
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    During his physical, the doctor asked the patient...

    During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way:

    Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight...
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    Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had...

    Black Bra (as told by a woman)


    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our...
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    Very few people know about this amazing fact! ...

    Very few people know about this amazing fact!

    After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year outside Buffalo, New York,scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 150 years. They concluded...
  19. And what ever became with the little alum. canoe...

    And what ever became with the little alum. canoe that was painted like a bark canoe and had extra flotation on top of the sides.??

    They are still around....
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    A guy is walking down the street and asks for a...

    A guy is walking down the street and asks for a light from a man smoking a cigarette outside a bar. The man pulls from his pocket a very large Bic lighter and lights the cigarette. "Wow! where did...
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    One dark night outside a small town in...

    One dark night outside a small town in Saskatchewan , a fire started inside the local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.

    The alarm went out to all the fire departments...
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    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive...

    At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

    Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he...
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    I would really like to but I have a conflict with...

    I would really like to but I have a conflict with another fishing trip.
    I have been going the last week of June for a few years to northern Quebec for Pike and Walleye with a friend and his family....
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    "Just retired so I will have some time" What...

    "Just retired so I will have some time"

    What again? Is it going to last this time?
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    The Divorce A man in Ireland calls his son in...

    The Divorce

    A man in Ireland calls his son in London a few days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of...
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