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    Returning from the market, Fred notices his safe...

    Returning from the market, Fred notices his safe is open, probably by his wife of 35 years ,so he inquires. Yes, she said, "I did open the safe out of curiosity and did see in there about $40,000 in...
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    G R O A N !!!! :) Mark PS: But , then...

    G R O A N !!!! :)

    Mark

    PS: But , then again, it's hard to find great CLEAN jokes. :)
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    UJ, As usual, good stuff. So THANKS for taking ...

    UJ,
    As usual, good stuff. So THANKS for taking the time. AND, to help make YOUR day, catch the "Moron Brothers" on YouTube.
    Mark
  4. Thread: Happy New Year

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    And I'll add to the chorus...........HAPPY NEW...

    And I'll add to the chorus...........HAPPY NEW YEAR !

    Mark
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    Hey Les, Unfortunately I can't help with your...

    Hey Les,
    Unfortunately I can't help with your "advice" however. As a TOTAL aside, GREAT to see you posting herein again. It's been a while.

    Mark
  6. Thread: Covid

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    Hey RON, At risk of hijacking the thread, GREAT...

    Hey RON,
    At risk of hijacking the thread, GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN !. I missed you and VEE.

    Mark
    PS: And YES Joe, wishing you a speedy recovery. And sorry bout the Hijack but..............
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    On the other hand, there could be a Nigerian...

    On the other hand, there could be a Nigerian prince looking to launder MILLIONS of dollars thru an American bank checking account . So far I've responded to several and for a modest fee of $10,000...
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    Hey Mikey, Leave it to Jim to beat everyone to...

    Hey Mikey,
    Leave it to Jim to beat everyone to the punch in wishing you and anyone a Happy Birthday. I hope you and yours are doing well and that you had a wonderful day. Ha
    ven't seen you face to...
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    "THANKSGIVING", you should say it slowly because...

    "THANKSGIVING", you should say it slowly because it's not about the turkey and the pilgrims with funny hats. In any case I hope you all have a safe and wonderful day .

    Mark
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    Sagefisher, ...

    Sagefisher, ...
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    Norm, "Rabbis' Shtreimel" should be of mink. I...

    Norm,
    "Rabbis' Shtreimel" should be of mink. I know, wifes' coat was not available.:o

    Mark
    PS: Not Jewish, I just know. Probably a geat fly for the elusive Gefilte fish.
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    Hey UJ, Apparently after Mr. Hart's passing in...

    Hey UJ,
    Apparently after Mr. Hart's passing in 07' the "Ceators Syn." didn't have anyone familiar with fly fishing terminology. Backhand = > Backcast.
    But, credit................they tried.
    In...
  13. Thread: Happy Birthday

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    Hey Steve, Real or tongue-in-cheek I wish you a...

    Hey Steve,
    Real or tongue-in-cheek I wish you a happy birthday or a creel full of fish or both.

    Mark
    PS: I too, no birthday, have been on a long 3 week Wyoming fishing vacation. Checking out of...
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    Hey Jim, Hopefully your sale is for no reason...

    Hey Jim,
    Hopefully your sale is for no reason other than a need to clean house. I too should consider a sale of my stuff. My ambition to tie came in fourth place against my ability to do so. I did...
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    Hey Byron, At our ages, "next season" and green...

    Hey Byron,
    At our ages, "next season" and green bananas should not be mentioned or purchased :)

    Mark
    PS: Nice "very visible" fly.
  16. Steve, German "cuisine" is what Oktoberfest is...

    Steve,
    German "cuisine" is what Oktoberfest is ALL ABOUT (as long as BEER is considered "cuisine"). I LOVE the season and always look for restaurants that do the "authentic" versions of German...
  17. Hey Hap ( love to say that), Thanks for the...

    Hey Hap ( love to say that),
    Thanks for the response from where bears are as prolific as chipmunks are herebouts. I would trust your EXPERIENCE waayyy over an OPINION based on a STATISTIC. I
    did...
  18. And as for me, It's hard to fathom WHY anyone...

    And as for me, It's hard to fathom WHY anyone would be SO STUBBORN and NAIVE as to wager one's own and perhaps that of other's life on a statistic. While stalking the elusive trouts deep in the wilds...
  19. Since I'm always prepared for any eventuality, I...

    Since I'm always prepared for any eventuality, I just wonder if this victim had ANY means of protecting himself just in case ?. I personally love and enjoy nature but am not naive enough to always...
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    We're on our way thereabouts this coming...

    We're on our way thereabouts this coming Wednesday. I'll see what I can do...........:)

    Mark
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    Hap, I also wanted to know if the videos were...

    Hap,
    I also wanted to know if the videos were made for commercial consumption or just for fun. My opinion suggests that they ARE marketable . The only problem I see is how to categorize...
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    Hey Hap :), Those videos are absolutely...

    Hey Hap :),
    Those videos are absolutely fantastic!!!!. Professional quality video capture and jet boat manipulation. Are these meant for commercial sale/distribution or is it just a day on the water...
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    At risk of wasting ink.... and all along I thought we were through with this obsession of yours but............

    Mark
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    UJ, My post was an attempted "joke" regarding...

    UJ,
    My post was an attempted "joke" regarding the last two sentences and not the actual language :)

    Mark
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    Hey UJ, I'm told that it was another good one...

    Hey UJ,
    I'm told that it was another good one from you. :)

    Mark
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